Well guess what! You're cordially invited BITCH!!!This chick over here Mushy Snugglebite's got a big ol' badonkadonk. She's my main squeeze. Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW! She loves them tea parties. So I suggest you all come down unless i will set the splosives' off. GOOOD make sure you bring dem crumpets bitch! Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, It's going to be a Crumpocolypse.
Don't be late or you'll be joining Mister Flesh Stick in the zappy chair.
Sincerely, The worlds best 13 year old Tiny Tina.